Odourless Cat Food
Can they not yet make cat food that doesn’t smell? What’s going on?! The cat is sat there chomping on some ‘meaty’ chunks in jelly and it reeks. Surely someone should have come up with odourless cat food by now!
By the way “Myself, I am the castrated bollocks” is an anagram of “my cats breath smells like cat food”.
Its late and I’m going to bed……