Since the government is giving money to just about anyone with a pulse - as long as they screwed up really badly - we here at Running of the Bulls would like to expedite the process of distributing trillions of dollars to the unworthy.

If you are a CEO of an American auto company, or the clueless head of a giant American financial institution who never took financial history at your Ivy League school, Running of the Bulls is happy to offer you this easy application so you can patch up that black hole on the balance sheet you incompetently destroyed.

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(Thanks to Bill.)