Chuck Norris doesn’t mark to market. The market marks to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris thinks Credit Crunch is a breakfast cereal.
Chuck Norris’s subprime CDO is par bid.
Only Chuck Norris can rollover commercial paper.
Chuck Norris funds at Libor flat.
Chuck Norris Asset Management is hiring and paying top dollar.
Chuck Norris sold Countrywide cds at +1200 and bought it back at+350.
Chuck Norris can borrow at the discount window.
Chuck Norris can sell $300bln in high yield loans before lunch.
Chuck Norris’s curves are never inverted.
Chuck Norris doesn’t hedge. He waits.